Currently second on this list of excuses about insuarance claims is:
car insurance quote
Letting an uninsured person who can't drive rally around in your car is probably not the greatest of ideas, but calling up to enquire about his insurance status is just one step beyond "I am planning to lend my car to someone who doesn't know how to drive, but beforehand can you please confirm that you'll pay for the damage he is likely to cause before you give me a car insurance quote?"
ROFL
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Please don't take away my no-claims bonus, I couldn't hear the cyclist
Added by rickturban
According to one poor sole "I am a little hard of hearing so you can understand why I didn't see the cyclist."
Perhaps some sort of hearing aid and a trip to Specsavers is needed
The old classic
They say that the old ones are the best: "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
Errmmm on second thought's officer I appear to have hurt myself
Added by rickturban
This has to be one of my favourite claims. One accident prone chap allegedly followed up on his car insurance claim with this particular gem: "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."
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